Now that I will be stylishly draping myself with Clapotis, I have decided to become French.  I realize that with these ‘stalwart’ legs and freckled skin it will be hard to fool people. 

il n’importe pas!

I will be French. (you may even start confusing me with one skinny rabbit!)

Claire has procurred the livres. Tonight we meet to plan our transformation …. it is only a matter of time.  Of course, I will be needing a cute French name for myself.  Something adorable, yet elegant …. avez-vous des idées?