pre-stitch bitchin’

Have you been following my SnB saga this week?  Here’s a little synopsis to get you up to date. 

  • I invited some local knitters over.
  • In the emailing process, I emailed everyone.
  • I invited people from out of state.
  • Because my email lists are incomplete, I did not invite enough people from far away places. 
  • People pouted.

I was speaking to Kathleen today.  I confessed that I did not bake the promised coffee cake for tonight’s soiree.  She bitched and moaned.  I told her that I bought a cheesecake.  She still bitched and moaned.  I tried to persuade her that the cheesecake I bought is just as good as homemade.  I told her about all the yard work I had to do and that I didn’t have time to bake.  She implied that because I am originally from Pennsylvania my tastebuds are impaired.  She said to get a gardener.

For reasons that will soon be obvious, I am setting this entry to post just as Kathleen should be ringing my doorbell.

Me and the digital camera are going undercover.

deep undercover.

Alert the wire services ….

SnB

I’ve taken enough grief for being "email challenged".  If you are reading this, consider yourself invited!  Be there or be square – my house at 7:30.  It’s on the left with the giant cement pig out front.  BYO(K)B

Today I have to punch the ole time card, descend into the salt mine.  It’s Hi ho, Hi ho for me. 

see you tonight!  you better be here.