chit chat ….

I think I’m in trouble.  Things have gone too far …… what is going to happen to me? 

Here is a conversation between me and my friend regarding the sex-toy party (which btw, has not led to an increase in my stats – a matter of fact yesterday someone came to my site by doing a google search on Lovely Ann —– awwww!!)

Okay – back to the dirty talk…..

  • friend:  So I talked to my cousin and the party starts at 7:30.  I figure  we   should leave by seven to get there in time.
  • me:  sounds good – I can’t believe we’re going to one of these things…
  • friend:  Oh yeah, before I forget – my cousin wants everyone to bring a pillow.
  • me?

Not to be outdone – here is a later conversation between me and Boar

  • Boar: so what’s on tap for this weekend?
  • Me:  well, on Friday I’m going to a sex-toy party with Friend.
  • Boar:  WTF?
  • here I get into an explanation about the party. Boar is actually paying attention.
  • Me: So what’s my spending limit?
  • Boar: Oh, you know, use your judgement ….

~note: rarely, if ever, does Boar tell me to use my judgement when it comes to the greenbacks~

wisdom in an email ….

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