what is the Irishman’s code word for foreplay?

"Brace yourself!"

Brace yourselves darlings —- I have some FO’s!  In a radical departure, I have actually finished two projects.

almost.

they are being blocked as you read this. 

Does this count?  At what point is a project finished?  Are you a purist and believe it’s done when it’s done?  Or are you like me and the minute that thing isn’t in your knitting bag anymore, it’s finished?