You Would Win Best Supporting Actor / Actress


You are a quirky, fascinating person. You understand the world well.

There’s no one quite like you. Your uniqueness leaves a strong impression on people.

You are bold and willing to take risks. People may love or hate you, but at least they’ll notice you.

You are just different enough to make a great character actor. You can make a smaller part come alive.

Did everyone watch the Oscars last night?  Do we all think that Hugh Jackman did a great job?  I agree with Kay who says, “His kind of sexy is a very fake sexy.”  although let’s not be hasty Kay, sometimes fake sexy is good enough!   Speaking of sexy, I would like to say that I am now completely in love with James Franco.  omg if I had a three ring binder I would write his name all over it and turn the o into a little ♥ .

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my Fatbabies tried to kill me.

After  my slip on the ice last week I knew that I had to get some better footwear, something with some treads forgodssakes.  What better place than to start with the blogs? who knows more about footwear than knitbloggers?

I remember Vicki talking about her Merrells, and I know plenty of other Merrell fans.  Also Merrells have the slip on models which are crucial since apparently I am too damn lazy to actually bend over and tie shoelaces.

This is how I come to be on the Zappos website adding Merrells to my shopping cart.  “hmmm, only one thing?  I came all this way to only buy one thing?  What were those cute boots that Carol blogged about not too long ago, crybabies?  They really don’t look like winter boots per se, but Carol is from New England and they are boots, so they must be good.”  A quick search of Carol’s site, not crybabies, Fatbabies.  I have to buy them for the name alone.

Well everyone knows that Zappos is fantastic and my order is here practically the minute I give them my credit card info.  The Merrells are divine – so warm and comfy!  And the Fatbabies are gorgeous – adorable really, in the way of  fat babies everywhere.  The right one is a little snug.  My right foot is slightly bigger than my left and with some wear they should stretch out.  And so begins the process of me stretching them out.  I figure short bursts of daily wearing and they will be good to go in no time.

Which is how we get to the part where my Fatbabies tried to kill me.  I am driving along and wearing my Fatbabies.  I am about an hour into wearing them and I am looking forward to getting them off my feet since they are becoming uncomfortable.  I come to a stop light and I stop.  My good friend is with me and we are chatting away when all of a sudden we hear a revving.  An engine revving.  what the hell?  It is pretty loud and I look around to see what jackass is revving their engine here in the suburbs in the middle of the day.

It’s me.

My fatbaby clad foot on the brake is slightly numb.  Added to that is the general clunky-ness of the design.  I believe that I somehow managed to have my foot on both the brake and the gas simultaneously!  good grief.

I am going to give them another outing today, rest assured I will be a passenger this time.

my secret Jensen

I am ashamed to say that I got this wheel back in November and failed to blog about it. When I first got it, life was busy and I didn’t mention it. Then I was blogging sporadically. Then taking a picture seemed insurmountable. The longer I didn’t mention it, the harder bringing it up seemed to be! Suddenly, I couldn’t make eye contact with my blog – we were keeping secrets from each other. ridiculous.

Well, here it is – my new Jensen!! I am deeply in love with this wheel. I love the way it looks, and of course the way it spins. There is something about the double drive that offers more control over the spinning. It seems lighter and faster. I was trying to describe it to Boar and told him it was the difference between driving a stick shift and an automatic. For my birthday, Boar and the girls got me three extra bobbins and a lazy Kate to go with it.

I have been spinning exclusively on the Jensen and was considering selling my Lendrum. For the moment, I have decided to hang onto it. The Lendrum is a great wheel and is portable where the Jensen is not.

In other news, I had a mild case of spring fever yesterday – the temps around here were approaching 60! I got out the ladder and cleaned the windows and then managed to give the cars a quick wash. It feels good to get rid of the grime!  Today we are back to a more seasonable temperature – which is good because I couldn’t take anymore cleaning!

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started…

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My wife was hinting about what she  wanted for  our upcoming anniversary.  She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3  seconds.’

I bought her a  scale.

And then the fight started…