we interrupt your regular programming schedule while Purlingswine performs a cathartic primal scream ….
Dear _____,
I am writing to inform you it is time to grow up.
It is time to start counting your blessings of which you have many.
It is time to let go of grievances – real and imagined. They are bringing you down – and I don’t mean in that ‘depressed’ way. I mean they are making you less human.
You will become the object of your focus. I believe that if you don’t make a drastic change, you will be an old woman still bitching about her childhood and what so-and-so said, and what they didn’t do and how they didn’t love you enough.
No one likes a belly acher. It is an annoying trait in childhood and is downright unattractive in adults. You can do better than this.
You are your own creation.
Sincerely,
Ann
