darlings, I’m conducting an experiment. I have heard that my site takes too long to load.  I am going to mess around with my sidebar to see if that is where the problem lies.  I wonder if it has anything to do with the marquee script.  So here is what I need from you:

1. if you have a blog, don’t freak out that I took down my link list – there is a marquee script in there for the blog buttons and I want to see if that is one of the culprits.
2. let me know if this makes a difference ….

darlings, I’m conducting an experiment. I have heard that my site takes too long to load.  I am going to mess around with my sidebar to see if that is where the problem lies.  I wonder if it has anything to do with the marquee script.  So here is what I need from you:

1. if you have a blog, don’t freak out that I took down my link list – there is a marquee script in there for the blog buttons and I want to see if that is one of the culprits.
2. let me know if this makes a difference ….

Cara directed my attention to this site.  It would seem I am not the only knit blogger going to sex toy parties.

My friend called this morning to talk about the party – she specifically wanted to discuss the need to bring a pillow….

• Friend:  that pillow better be for sitting on the floor.  She doesn’t have enough room for everyone, so I am sure that’s what the pillow is for.
• Me:  that’s what I’m hoping too.  By the way go and read this site – this woman was just at one of these parties.
• Friend:  reading site — OMG – I don’t know about this Annie!  What are we doing??  I am too much of a prude for this!  I am definately not bringing any damn pillow.  Even if it is for sitting on the floor.  I don’t do sitting on the floor.  Me and my Beaver will be standing in the corner.

**lest you think it’s all d*ldos all the time here at Chez Swine, I will tell you that the second Retro Rib has a heel and gusset …..

I think I’m in trouble.  Things have gone too far …… what is going to happen to me? 

Here is a conversation between me and my friend regarding the sex-toy party (which btw, has not led to an increase in my stats – a matter of fact yesterday someone came to my site by doing a google search on Lovely Ann —– awwww!!)

Okay – back to the dirty talk…..

• friend:  So I talked to my cousin and the party starts at 7:30.  I figure  we   should leave by seven to get there in time.
• me:  sounds good – I can’t believe we’re going to one of these things…
• friend:  Oh yeah, before I forget – my cousin wants everyone to bring a pillow.
• me:  ?

Not to be outdone – here is a later conversation between me and Boar

• Boar: so what’s on tap for this weekend?
• Me:  well, on Friday I’m going to a sex-toy party with Friend.
• Boar:  WTF?
• here I get into an explanation about the party. Boar is actually paying attention.
• Me: So what’s my spending limit?
• Boar: Oh, you know, use your judgement ….

~note: rarely, if ever, does Boar tell me to use my judgement when it comes to the greenbacks~