post guaranteed to get me some phone calls and comments:

Last night I had a dream that my girlfriends threw me a surprise baby shower. I was really surprised.

Now in the clear light of morning I am disturbed.

Everyone, don’t panic!

Here’s what I am telling myself and it’ll work for you too:

1. I was out with the girlsfriends for a late dinner last night
which means that I ate a late dinner and that can result in strange dreams
2. one girlfriend is indeed throwing a baby shower for her niece
3. we chatted with amazement about another friend who is pregnant with her 6th child and decided that she must be crazy
4. I am way too old for this, and no matter how many times I hear about so-and-so who had a midlife baby, that ain’t me
5. I think I need to have s*x to be pregnant, right?

5 thoughts on “post guaranteed to get me some phone calls and comments:

  1. LOL! Sounds to me like you’re responding to suggestive events in your dreams. When I have really busy late days I tend to have dreams like this–an amalgamation of the day’s experiences tailored by the overactive hamster in my head to be a personal dream extravaganza sure to make me wake up panicky and sweaty!

  2. Hey now! Who says the baby is a physical baby? If it were my dream, I’d say I was having a wonderful new beginning and my friends were supportive of it.

    And my mom does dreamwork, so that makes me extremely qualified to know such things (no, not really).

    Now, the dream I had where I was eating french fries that were coming out of my nose… that would be worrying.

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