choo choo!


railroad rib done in trekking xxl

as Boar and I were watching A Miracle on 34th Street, my own knitting miracle occurred.  These socks flew off of my needles, onto his feet …. and they f*i*t !!    A FO that fits — I believe!  and by the way, the movie we were watching last night was a remake with Elizabeth Perkins and that good looking guy who usually plays a lawyer – Dylon McDermott – anyway, they took out the scene where they bring in all the letters to Santa that prove the US government recognizes Santa.  This was disappointing – I love the ‘take that!’ appeal of all those mailbags …..

Do you spy Poe in the picture?  He was investigating my work.  I started these socks on the Rhineback weekend – now that they are off the needles, I have cleared the way for some Socks that Rock.  Initially, I was going to use the Jaywalker pattern, but after hearing about the close calls, I am scared.  Maybe I will do the Jaywalkers, but plan from the beginning to do the toe in a different color.  I realize that I could do a toe-up version —- but I don’t want to.  I have never knit a toe up sock – but I resist the idea nonetheless.  I think I won’t like them. 

How do you know you won’t like it if you haven’t tried it??    I just do.

Vicki and all you other Cold Turkey Knitters out there, do you think we should take up crochet and put this on our projects lists for 2006?

The Cat Owner’s Guide to Gift Wrapping

   1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
   2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.
   3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
   4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
   5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
   6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.
   7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
   8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.
   9. Remove present from bag.
  10. Remove cat from bag.
  11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
  12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
  13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.
  14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper.
  15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.
  16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
  17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don’t reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.
  18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.
  19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
  20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
  21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
  22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
  23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat’s enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.
  24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
  25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper.
  26. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
  27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
  28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.
  29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.
  30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door and re-lock.
  31. Lay out last sheet of paper. Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best.
  32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.
  33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad job.
  34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
  35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.
  36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.