LOL!

another funny email:

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face ‘was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High School.

“Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Wolverine.” he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1961. Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”

The Birthday Boar!

I am a bad wife. This (see Nov. 1st entry) is what other bloggers do when it is their husbands’ birthdays. I bet she even cooked him a special dinner, baked him a cake and who knows what else!

And what of me? Today is Boar’s birthday — I got up early and made him coffee. No cake, no fancy dinner.

tsk, tsk!

Due to election night sleeplessness and morning leaf removal, I am exhausted. Too weak to blog even! Here is a funny email to share…

Dog writing to God.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?

We dogs love a nice ride!Would it be
so hard to
rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it going to be
the same old story?

Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often
do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be
so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?

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