Due to election night sleeplessness and morning leaf removal, I am exhausted. Too weak to blog even! Here is a funny email to share…
Dog writing to God.
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?
so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?
Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it going to be
the same old story?
Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often
do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be
so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?
Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?
