Some fellow bloggers are taking to the confessional. Wool & Words and The Knitty Gritty are cleansing their knitting spirit and airing their dirty laundry. Their ‘sins’ involve yarn purchases. Personally, I don’t feel too guilty about yarn purchases – although that tune may change when I get back from Rhinebeck. But it was weighing on their minds and now they feel better. And if it makes you feel better then I say confess away. (is it a sin to take such a hedonistic view of confession?)

My knitting transgression is much darker. It goes beyond cash value. It smacks of poor judgement, impatience, pride, anger and sloth. I may end up burning in hell.

Many year ago, I was working on a sweater for daughter #1. It was a pullover with some funky fish designs. I had made some poor color choices. I had failed to swatch.

I knit the back and most of the front. Things were not looking good – it was too big and it was ugly. I despaired.

I tend to be a one project at a time type of person. I was so fed up with this sweater that I turned away – I turned away and knit nothing for more than a year simply because I couldn’t stand the fish sweater.

I shunned knitting.

Winter came and I bought the girls mittens. A baby shower gift was store bought. I even went so far as to pack my knitting bag away into the back of a closet.

Finally something snapped and I decided to take action. This was ridiculous and had gone on long enough!

Did I finish the ugly sweater? Did I frog it and make good use of the yarn? Did I donate it to a knitting for charity organization?

I did none of these things.

I threw the whole thing out. Right into the trash.

Did you know that Chez Swine is protected?

No, there’s no moat. Nor any fancy security system. No barbed wire either …… just my Hounds of Hell and Martin. My four dogs do a terrific job keeping us safe – they sound the alarm when anyone even thinks of walking in front of our house. But our fist line of defense is Martin. Witness his glory …..

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Yes, I have an attack pig. Be warned – he is a lethal weapon. Would you like to see a picture of his awesome fangs?
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don’t let his grin fool you – he’s a trained killer!

Did you know that Chez Swine is protected?

No, there’s no moat. Nor any fancy security system. No barbed wire either …… just my Hounds of Hell and Martin. My four dogs do a terrific job keeping us safe – they sound the alarm when anyone even thinks of walking in front of our house. But our fist line of defense is Martin. Witness his glory …..

P9270003
Yes, I have an attack pig. Be warned – he is a lethal weapon. Would you like to see a picture of his awesome fangs?
P9270004
don’t let his grin fool you – he’s a trained killer!