why didn’t you guys tell me that my sex toy link wasn’t working?? geez – what kind of friends are you? would you tell me if my mascara was running, if I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe? if my skirt was stuck in my pantyhose??

now go take the quiz and tell me what your score was! arf arf!

why didn’t you guys tell me that my sex toy link wasn’t working?? geez – what kind of friends are you? would you tell me if my mascara was running, if I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe? if my skirt was stuck in my pantyhose??

now go take the quiz and tell me what your score was! arf arf!

with four dogs, is it any wonder that I got six of these wrong??

No matter how many high falutin, hoity toity posts you may read here at PurlingSwine don’t think for one minute that I am intelligentsia. On the contrary, I am in fact quite hoi polloi. Witness my excitement over this. I see that Will Ferrell is taking part.

Have I died and gone to heaven?