We all know Cara’s pregnant, right? And that she hasn’t always been feeling well. Furthermore it is often said that she has a wonderful open and honest writing style. Imagine if you will that you are on the phone with her. That you are one of her girlfriends. We are all much more open and honest with our girlfriends, right?
If you put all of these together, you have a small idea of what my conversations with Cara have been like. She does not hesitate to describe in detail what is going on with her body.
What you need to know is that I was not raised this way. I come from a long line of people who do not go into gory detail about their bodies. Instead we prefer to spare one another from some awful truths. Of course we all have bodies, and of course weird things can and do happen. We just don’t paint each other pictures.
So now that you have the back story, you will completely understand when I tell you about what happened. It was a few months ago and Cara was just beginning that magical mystical time that is pregnancy. She was really very vocal about everything that was going on and changing. Especially her boobs. I could write volumes about her boobs and I’ve never actually seen them! which is a good thing, a very good thing.
After many weeks of enduring titty conversations, I told her that I would no longer tolerate the word nipple. She could keep talking about her boobs, but nipple was going too far. I don’t think anyone should say the word nipple, except maybe your doctor. Maybe. I told her that if she said it one more time I would hang up.
You can guess that this moratorium caused gales of laughter.
Well take a look at what she sent me for my birthday!
purlingswine 
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Um – she honored your request.
nipple nipple nipple nipple
Nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple…
Now you can wear them with pride (you can wear them, right?) and show the world how nipple-tastic you are!
I love it! Thanks for the funny story.
And you can put/wear them anywhere! How thoughtful!
OMG…you two belong together!
bipple, pipple, dipple, ripple, sipple, mipple, snipple, fipple, lipple, wipple, nipple
Hahahaha. I love that they’re DURABLE!
I would rather hear “nipples” than her other favorite word!
LOL, that is just too funny
that is too funny
nipple nipple nipple
~snort~ nip nip nipple!
Now we need a photograph of you wearing your gift. On your forehead? the back of your hand? in your armpit? The mind boggles…
Too funny!
That photo gave me a good laugh!
One size fits all? I doubt that everyone’s NIPPLES are the same size dude!
Oh my – dare I say it? I’m not a fan of that word either! I mean – I can deal with it in normal conversations, but – well, yeah! I’m old, of course. And I had a class a while ago ….well…a LOT of years ago. And the professor made us turn to the people next to us and say “penis”. Sheesh.
But — uhm — you can buy EXTRAs? The mind boggles, and “WHY?” comes to mind, but please, if you know, do NOT answer…..
Where’s my knitting?
hehehe. This is hilarious! She is our Cara :)
Attractive! Durable! Just like real nipples!
xo Kay
The funny thing to me here is that they’re *durable*. You know, because we’ve all lost so many of the things to tragic accidents. :)
(Oh, and you make my day!!)
I don’t really care for crotch. I was inquiring about inseams at oldnavy.com the other day and got the crotch word. I would take nipple over crotch.
I guess you never watched Ren & Stimpy cartoons. Rubber nipples pronounced: “Rubber neeee-pulls”. Gotta love it!
OMG I just scared the hell out of my cat because I laughed so hard!!!!!!!! Thank you :)
PS – I hate the word nipple too.
heh heh heh…you’re so funny!
OMG…Is this really from the girl who I grew up with who did EVERYTHING before I did and told me in detail about it ALL???…for years and years?? Where has this new-found coy-ness come from??? Goodness gracious, I need to sit down!! Purling Swine, you might have met your match in our dear Cara and maybe you just don’t like it! Nipple on!
Man, I’ve never seen so many comments! Oh the power of t&a…
well, Im not even sure how i wandered into your site, but Im glad I did — great story and socks on your page! i have turned into a regular sock nut.