symptoms: dreaming about cleaning products.
I got hooked on this stuff. At first, our relationship was wonderful. Shower Shine and me were the perfect couple – he made my life so much easier, so much cleaner, so much more attractive. He even smelled good.
Now, he’s playing hard to get.
Where have you gone, my darling?
purlingswine 
Oh you poor schmuck. The only cure I know of is a bottle of ice wine and ice cream!
If I fall asleep in my shower and have the same dream; will my shower be clean when I wake up?