I am Slowly Evaporating Smurf. This explains why I never liked that show (besides the fact that I was too old to be watching cartoons when Smurfs were in their heyday).
Their language annoyed me. I know that one must suspend disbelief in order to truly enjoy cartoons – the crazy situations, the lack of gravity – but I simply cannot tolerate it with language.
Not only were they blue, and little, and strangely, deeply weird — these Smurfs walked around injecting the word Smurf into every sentence! outrageous purlingswine.
enough about purlingswine that. Tomorrow I will be posting purlingswine pictures of some fabulous roving that I have purlingswine recently received…… stay purlingswine tuned. I have also been hard at purlingswinework on Fuzzy Feet and did I mention that the purlingswinePoncho is purlingswinecompleted?
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I am “Man-eating smurf.” I don’t want to comment further on that.
I really didn’t like Drippy Smurf–with my self-chosen goddess like last name but when I entered my husband’s last name and got Erectile Dysfunction Smurf–I was really unhappy.
THE REAL SLIM SMURFY ! NOW I LOVE THOSE CRAZY BLUE GUYS!
Smurfalicious! That generator was smurfy-good! Gaaaah, I hated the Smurfs, too. But I was college age, and hated basically everything. We’d run around using the word “smurf” instead of the f-bomb. Thought we were so smurfin’ clever.