bring me his balls head on a platter….

Joy is coming over today and is going to give me some spinning lessons!  It’s about time I got serious with the spinning and shame on me for letting it slide to the wayside.

Recently, very very recently The Boar said something heinous.  Those who have met him will tell you he is Prince Charming.  And I’m not saying he’s not Prince Charming – most of the time.  The other times – well, because my mother raised a L-A-D-Y all I will say he was a toad, a real cad.

Since I will forgive him, and already have in fact, I will not tell you what he said – otherwise you would all mapquest my address and come over here with your clubs and torches to slay the beast.  And then I would have to bake cake.

So how did we achieve a rapid reconciliation?  Was it the magic of sex toys?? Our rock solid marital therapy skills???

NFW.

He has purchased my amnesia.  Sure I can forget what he said…

… and here’s what it cost him…..

for those of you who would have opted for diamonds, that’s a Louet Roving Drum Carder – told you I was getting serious!

8 thoughts on “bring me his balls head on a platter….

  1. In my mailbox this morning was an email about signs found in restrooms, the last one said this: “A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.” I’ll leave it at that and wish you good luck with the spinning. I resisted the call of the sock for a year, let’s see how long I can hold out on the spindle.

  2. ooooh – nice drum carder! I can’t imagine what he said, but it must have been good. As soon as this stooopid renovation is done I am getting back into spinning and will get a wheel. How’s Poe? Oscar says hi. :)

  3. That must have been soooome thing Boar said! Whew! I haven’t gotten an “I’m sorry present” since well before our engagement and that was just flowers…

  4. Wow…he was feeling guilty! You have him well trained if he’s able to do such a great job purchasing knitting/spinning related gifts. Have fun with your new toy.

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