♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an Important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey”.
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”
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purlingswine 
LOL! We always pray to Our Lady of Parking Spaces.
That’s pretty good……..I’m going to tell that to the Irish guy I live with………….
Be careful. Your shanty Irish is showing! Hee.
Nice to see such diversity in your ethnic humor!
Ahhh, a wee bit of the devil in ya, lassy girl!
Ah me love, we be enjoying’ that one…
So you’ve met my uncles, then?
LOL!!
I think I’m related to this guy. With a maiden name of Callahan… I’ve got to be related to this guy. ;-)