ta-da! the chairs were finished yesterday and Boar took these pictures before we put them all in the garage where they will stay until their paint job is complete. how great is he?
and because I’ve got nothing else, how about another filthy joke?
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and says, “Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I take responsibility. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be two factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”
At this point the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s should and tells him,
“You f*ck her again.”