Here is my contribution to the Blogosphere’s Silent Poetry Reading:
There once was a man from Kent.
Whose d**k was so long it was bent.
To save him some trouble, he folded it double.
Instead of coming, he went!
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purlingswine 
Just when you think class is dead.
Thanks for the best laugh i’ve had today. What that says about me, I don’t know. Frankly, I don’t want to know.
And speaking of vulgar humour, have you seen the video Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon made for the Jimmy Kimmel show? I highly recommend it. “Hilarious” doesn’t even scratch the surface.
I knew I could come here for some serious highbrow poetry.
HAHAHAAAHHAAAAA!!!!
dangerous – I was talking to my grandmother as I was reading ths and had to bite my tounge :-)
Speechless. I am speechless.
But laughing.
Finally, a poem for us peasants.
Yes. I understand that poem! Thanks for starting my morning off right.
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And you have trouble with nipples????
See – now, that’s my kind of poem. And really the only ones I know!! Thank you for making me feel not quite as stupid today!
PERFECTION!
Squeal!!! And this was my first ever read “Silent Poetry” one…. What part on the word ‘silent’ did you not understand? Squeal!!! ;)
LOL I told Rinaldo that you posted a dirty limerick while everyone else was posting “poetry”. He said, “of course she did, she’s Ann”.
lol – only you!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Went? Went where? LOL
You’re so naughty!
St. whatever for this poetry day is either howling with laughter of blushing. What a switch from some of the somber entries this year. They are all very thought-provoking —- yours in just a slightly different way!!!