My Boar has uttered what has to be the craziest thing to ever come out of his mouth. When he comes out with these little gems, it makes me question not only his sanity, but also the state of our marriage. After 18 years of holy matrimony you would think he would know me better.
Here is how it went:
scene: Purlingswine is doing her morning blog reading – Boar is doing paperwork in the adjoining room
PS: Wow!
Boar: What?
PS: Where is Rheinbeck?
Boar: I think it’s north of Westchester – why?
PS: I see there is another Sheep & Fiber Festival in October!
Boar: exasperated sigh Oh For God’s sake.
PS: What?? I could maybe make a day trip ….
Boar: Why don’t you see if you like the one this weekend before you go planning the next.
what is the matter with that man?!
purlingswine 