Have you been following my SnB saga this week?  Here’s a little synopsis to get you up to date. 

• I invited some local knitters over.
• In the emailing process, I emailed everyone.
• I invited people from out of state.
• Because my email lists are incomplete, I did not invite enough people from far away places. 
• People pouted.

I was speaking to Kathleen today.  I confessed that I did not bake the promised coffee cake for tonight’s soiree.  She bitched and moaned.  I told her that I bought a cheesecake.  She still bitched and moaned.  I tried to persuade her that the cheesecake I bought is just as good as homemade.  I told her about all the yard work I had to do and that I didn’t have time to bake.  She implied that because I am originally from Pennsylvania my tastebuds are impaired.  She said to get a gardener.

For reasons that will soon be obvious, I am setting this entry to post just as Kathleen should be ringing my doorbell.

Me and the digital camera are going undercover.

deep undercover.

Alert the wire services ….