I think I’m in trouble. Things have gone too far …… what is going to happen to me?
Here is a conversation between me and my friend regarding the sex-toy party (which btw, has not led to an increase in my stats – a matter of fact yesterday someone came to my site by doing a google search on Lovely Ann —– awwww!!)
Okay – back to the dirty talk…..
- friend: So I talked to my cousin and the party starts at 7:30. I figure we should leave by seven to get there in time.
- me: sounds good – I can’t believe we’re going to one of these things…
- friend: Oh yeah, before I forget – my cousin wants everyone to bring a pillow.
- me: ?
Not to be outdone – here is a later conversation between me and Boar
- Boar: so what’s on tap for this weekend?
- Me: well, on Friday I’m going to a sex-toy party with Friend.
- Boar: WTF?
- here I get into an explanation about the party. Boar is actually paying attention.
- Me: So what’s my spending limit?
- Boar: Oh, you know, use your judgement ….
~note: rarely, if ever, does Boar tell me to use my judgement when it comes to the greenbacks~