Dear Guy Who Was Shopping At Costco,
Thank you so much. You really made my day.
How did you know about my closet situation? Or my subsequent shopping spree? Did you also know I took extra time getting dressed and made up this morning?
Once upon a time, I would have gotten onto my high horse about you oggling me like that.
Those days are over.
ps. right back at’cha — you weren’t too bad yourself!