not politically correct

CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

  • Schizophrenia Do I Hear What I Hear?
  • Multiple Personality Disorder We Three Queens Disoriented Are
  • Amnesia I don’t know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
  • Narcissistic Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  • Manic Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and……
  • Paranoid Santa Claus is coming to Get Me
  • Borderline Personality Disorder Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  • Personality Disorder You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
  • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
  • Agoraphobia I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
  • Senile Dementia Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
  • Oppositional Defiant Disorder I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
  • Social Anxiety Disorder Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

[via Claire]

6 thoughts on “not politically correct

  1. Ann, this is hilarious. I copied it to email to my father and a few other people I know who do not read blogs. The funniest part for me, though, was when I realized there were several people I probably shouldn’t send it to because some of these would probably hit too close to home!!!

  2. You left my ex-husband’s theme song off: Walking Round in Women’s Underwear (sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland — there are actual lyrics out there, google it.)

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