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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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purlingswine 
Oh, that’s a good one. Keep ’em coming — they’re hilarious!!
Ha ha ha ha! I nearly spit my coffee out on that one!
I almost choked on my water, are you sensing a theme here…
Maybe you should start with a disclaimer on jokes like this.
That is a great joke! I’ll be sharing that one with my family tomorrow when I see them. :)