Moishe took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a
blind man came and sat down next to him.
Feeling neighborly, Moishe passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.
The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled,
and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this shit?”
[thanks to my friend Flair !]