itchy & scratchy

Itchy_ass1

A mind full of squares

lush and green.

She thinks of nothing else.

A vivid red rash

on her arse.

You bastard 3 leafed demon.

Itchy_ass2
You’re gonna need an Ocean
Of Calamine Lotion

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12 thoughts on “itchy & scratchy

  1. Ouch! I bought some Zanfel at the local pharmacy (outrageously expensive… but effective) a few years ago when I got it all over my arms and legs. I also found another way to take my mind off the itching and scratching was to knit – non-stop for weeks on end. It kept my hands occupied and didn’t allow me to scratch. Good luck!

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