an entry where Ann is so crafty & clever it makes you mad …

…. but remember ladies; only dogs get mad, people get angry.

let’s move on, shall we? Have you been considering the Pocket Creature? Have you thought to yourself, ‘How twee!’ but then allowed thoughts of that little lavendar and rice sachet not to mention picking up stitches for the arms stop you? Ladies, have I got a solution for you!

Allow me to introduce a completed creature ……

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the thought of setting up the old Singer to make a sachet almost spelled the end for him. But then I stroked my genius ;) and came up with this. Brilliant, no? A simple, yet elegant solution – a tea bag! Cut the tea bag as close to that mini staple as possible. Replace tea with rice. Or if you don’t have any lavender handy (did you allow your dried herb cupboard to go empty??) leave some of the tea in there for the smell good factor. Once your tea bag is full of tea and rice, refold the top and staple. A regular sized staple just fits. Violá!

~~I did think of one flaw in my plan, that turned out to not be too much of a flaw. As I was watching my tea bag/sachet spinning in my microwave, it occurred to me that the staple is metal …… metal & microwaves = sparks. In this case, nothing happened. Maybe it is too little metal?

As for the arms — the directions would have you pick up stitches. This is way too much aggravation to endure for this little frivolity. I knit an I-cord of appropriate length and threaded it through the little arm holes. Rather than weave in the ends of the I-cord, I threaded them back through to where they met the body and anchored the ‘arms’ that way.

Now that we’ve gotten the ‘clever’ out of the way, how about a crafty display?

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bittersweet wreath

I noticed some bittersweet growing along the side of the road – I pulled over and had a Martha moment.

All the World’s a Critic ….

I had lots of great comments on the previous post. Mo, however, had other things to tell me about his new outerwear.

Knitting confessions: This is Mo’s second sweater. The first one I knit was a bit too big. A bit = him constantly coming out of his sweater. This is because I failed to check my gauge – not only that, but I didn’t bother even measuring him, let alone the sweater.

Thinking I have learned from past mistakes, I make him another sweater. I measured him and the size of the Granny Squares. The coat was a bit too long from his neck to his tail, but I also had to work within the framework of the squares, so to eliminate the last row would have made it too short. I decided to err on the side of too long. As you can see, I spent some time mulling this over and considering things.

Things I failed to consider — The Dark Underbelly of the Beast. foreboding organ music

Things to know about me — all animals in my house are female, except for Mo. I have two daughters and no sons. I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about “male” things. ahem ;)

Anywho, Mo came in from his morning ablutions in the back yard having pissed all over his sweater!!

little fancy pants

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Here is that picture I’ve been promising. I finished this little coat in the nick of time — woke up this morning to some snow on the ground and a two hour late start for school. Now our Little-Man-Mo will be ready to face the elements!

If any of you are looking at the picture and wondering ‘am I seeing this right or does this dog have one eye?’ – you are not seeing things. Despite his uncanny resemblance to a little stuffed animal, this pooch of mine is a terror (at least in his own mind). Amongst the menagerie here at PurlingSwine, Mo is the only male. He takes this position very seriously. During this past summer, he decided to pick a fight with another member of our family – 80 pound Bridget. A shephard/chow mix dog that we rescued. Needless to say, he lost. His jaw was broken in four places and he ended up having to have his eye removed due to a ruptured cornea. He also seems to have some memory loss because he persists in trying to be top dog around here. Another man that will never learn! :)

P1010038.JPG They say that confession is good for the soul — I know that I vowed not to work on another Bucket-o-Chic instead to devote my knitterly attentions to other projects that are languishing. However, I gave away all of my buckets on our trip to PA and find myself bareheaded! little fly upon the wall, him don’t have no coat at all…..him cold brrr… Sooooo

I have been working on yet another Bucket-o-Chic.I have been working on yet another Bucket-o-Chic.I have been working on yet another Bucket-o-Chic!I have been working on yet another Bucket-o-Chic!!

There, I have said it, it is out there … and I do feel better! I will not bore you with yet more pictures of the latest bucket. Instead, I will razzle dazzle you with the work of my good knitting friend Peggy! This is the back of her latest intarsia work – done in a Noro yarn. Isn’t it gorgeous?! clever girl our Peggy.

It was our knitting day, although our group was one short due to kiddies being home with strep throat :(
I served, what is sure to become a knitting day staple, Jezebel Sauce courtesy of Yentala’s. Check out her site she’s another clever girl!

Fran’s Famous Jezebel Sauce

1 Cream cheese
Crackers of your choice
1 .85 container of McCormicks dry mustard
18 oz jar of apple jelly
18 oz jar pineapple preserves
1 tablespoon coarse ground pepper
5 oz cream style horseradish.

Combine last 4 ingredients in a blender and blend until incorporated. Plate the cream cheese and pour Jezebel over the cream cheese. I’ll be over in a JIFF.
PIG OUT with or without crackers.

*** for those of you with inquiring minds…..