woo-hooo in light of recent parties that title is a real doozie.  My public has spoken and the old swine is loading faster without the marquee script. 

This is both good news and bad.  I am glad that things are faster, but this means that I won’t be displaying everyone’s blog buttons!  I love blog buttons.  I think they’re cool.  I think they’re cute.  So often, they are clever.  But I have such a vast collection of everyone’s buttons, they only way to display them is through the marquee script.  So no more buttons. 

Chelsea as soon as I translate what you said I will check into that Cold Turkey button picture too.  Once again you are a doll to help me out with this (everyone is!).  Not all that long ago Chelsea brought her fancy computer talk down to my level to explain caches —- she related it to my telephone and the memory function which was the best comparison for me since the phone is surgically attached to my ear!

Now, I know that you are not coming to this site on a Saturday in order to see if I got my loading problem solved.  You nasty ladies want to know about the party. 

Go on. 

Admit it. 

That’s all you want.  dirty, dirty girls.

Well it was a complete laugh riot.  It was hard to hear the woman selling the items over the roar of the crowd.  Things were passed around and given a ‘go’ to some extent.  Things complete with various flavors and variable speeds.  Some of the products seemed a bit scary – promises to tighten some things and harden others — sounded like a ride in an ambulence waiting to happen.  Other things involved finding a ceiling beam in your bedroom and then hiding the hook in a hollowed out smoke detector.

I will tell you this – I went with three other girlfriends.  Three of us spent over $50.

that’s all I’m sayin’.

darlings, I’m conducting an experiment. I have heard that my site takes too long to load.  I am going to mess around with my sidebar to see if that is where the problem lies.  I wonder if it has anything to do with the marquee script.  So here is what I need from you:

1. if you have a blog, don’t freak out that I took down my link list – there is a marquee script in there for the blog buttons and I want to see if that is one of the culprits.
2. let me know if this makes a difference ….

darlings, I’m conducting an experiment. I have heard that my site takes too long to load.  I am going to mess around with my sidebar to see if that is where the problem lies.  I wonder if it has anything to do with the marquee script.  So here is what I need from you:

1. if you have a blog, don’t freak out that I took down my link list – there is a marquee script in there for the blog buttons and I want to see if that is one of the culprits.
2. let me know if this makes a difference ….

Cara directed my attention to this site.  It would seem I am not the only knit blogger going to sex toy parties.

My friend called this morning to talk about the party – she specifically wanted to discuss the need to bring a pillow….

• Friend:  that pillow better be for sitting on the floor.  She doesn’t have enough room for everyone, so I am sure that’s what the pillow is for.
• Me:  that’s what I’m hoping too.  By the way go and read this site – this woman was just at one of these parties.
• Friend:  reading site — OMG – I don’t know about this Annie!  What are we doing??  I am too much of a prude for this!  I am definately not bringing any damn pillow.  Even if it is for sitting on the floor.  I don’t do sitting on the floor.  Me and my Beaver will be standing in the corner.

**lest you think it’s all d*ldos all the time here at Chez Swine, I will tell you that the second Retro Rib has a heel and gusset …..