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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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So you want some D#2 details??
Well, let’s see …. this summer she will be turning 16! Which of course is a completely depressing thought – how is it possible for me to have a 19 year old and a 16 year old?? Aren’t I much too young for this? I must have been a teenaged run around ……. but enough about me, you want D#2 details……..
She is an animal lover, word writer, book reader, picture taker, flute player, horse rider. She’s creative and messy. She’s sweet and sassy!
D#2 is my favorite E!
♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an Important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey”.
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”
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