SOS

Occasionally my mother would serve shit on a shingle for dinner. Despite the name, I always liked it although I haven’t had it in years and years. Do they even sell dried beef anymore?

fish tacos
You are Fish ‘Tacos.’ You might think you’re
exotic and worldly-wise, but in reality you’re
just a bunch of crap on toast. Repeat after
me: ‘just because you put something in
quotation marks doesn’t make it so.’ And
‘taco’ isn’t Spanish for ‘toast.’

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3 thoughts on “SOS

  1. Phew…we were both Budget Best Bets.

    You are Mackerelly!! You feel obligated to create new words just to define yourself as different… I mean diff-tacular. Just remember… ORIGINAL doesn’t necessarily mean GOOD.

    Why does it not suprise me that yours has to do with Sh*t?

  2. I’m a fluffy mackerel??? Very interesting. Glad to hear you are enjoying your employment opportunity. I knew you would be great at it. You are a “one of a kind”.

  3. Yep, they still do sell dried beef. I remember it lovingly – my mom made it in a white sauce (that we called milk gravy) with hard-boiled eggs and served it on boiled potatoes. I LOVED IT. Every now and then I actually pick up a jar of dried beef in the supermarket, but I literally can’t make my hand put it in my shopping cart. It has psychedelic colorations – from the nitrates and nitrites, I presume. Scary.

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