In the past ten minutes I have mentally composed at least three different blog posts. Here is a sample of some opening lines in the exact ordered they popped into my head:
- Don’t let the idyllic picture fool you. I am in a craptacular mood. I am covered in paint and sweat and have only finished two of the chairs so far – four to go.
- Blogging is theraputic, I was all set to post a big rant and realized it’s less of a bad mood and just exhaustion.
- They are all making me crazy and I am going to kill someone.
so you can see that I am not fit for human consumption today. Ann is not potable.