young & beautiful, someday your looks will be gone ……

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, ‘I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?’

The blonde said, ‘I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.’

The milkman asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized?’

The blonde said, ‘No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face.’

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any guesses as to the title of this post? I was aiming for some ear worms, but Cara didn’t get it.

8 thoughts on “young & beautiful, someday your looks will be gone ……

  1. OMG, it’s from Love Will Keep Us Together. Should i be embarrassed that I know that? For some reason, that song keeps popping up lately.

  2. Great. Thanks Regina. It wasn’t coming to me, but now… earworm infestation has occurred.

    Could be worse. Oh yeah, it could definitely be worse.

    BTW, very funny joke, too.

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