I am shocked and horrified. It is simply wrong what you people are doing!
To say that I am disappointed that so many knit bloggers disagree with my toilet paper placement would be putting it mildly. very mildly!
Ah, the knitbloggers — fun, interesting fiber lovin’ friends! Just when I had thought I had found My Tribe, I find that they are altering the very nature of the universe.
Not only does nature abhor a vacuum, it also really, really hates it when toilet paper is coming out over the top of the roll …… which of course, is why bears do indeed shit in the woods.
Don’t you know about this? It’s one of the lesser known books of the Bible ….
When God found out that the Bears had switched the toilet paper placement from under to over, He expelled them from the bathroom and into Eden.
I think you know how the story ends.
It’s not too late — save yourselves!