Hip Hip Hooray …

For FA in PA!!!
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how about a little sockie sugar for FA in the comments?

if you’ve come around here for awhile, you know that FA in PA is one of my Aunts in Pennsylvania. You will also know that while she is a very talented knitter, she got stuck in a knitted dishcloths rut. (I should buy her Ann & Kay’s book!)

Well, that phase is over – check out the socks she knit! YAY for FA!! She used the two circular method and we had many hilarious phone conversations when it came time to separate the stitches for the gusset. I am almost sorry she got good at them, now I’m not talking to her everyday!

hope everyone has a great time in Maryland! Our town is having its own Sheep to Shawl Festival this weekend.

vests in the round are making my head spin!

Swatching all night with nothing to show for it. ergh. Not all that long ago, I spun up jacob fleece and plyed it with some black cashmere resulting in 716 yards. You may remember this because someone came up with the great idea of making Boar a vest, using the handspun for the front and something else for the back. So after lots and lots of Internet searching and computers acting quite touchy I came up with the Greystones Vest pattern.

I begin a gauge swatch and suspect that the yarn isn’t doing the pattern justice or vice versa. I also discover that the pattern is written in the round, and I really need to knit this flat since I don’t have enough of the handspun to do anything but the front. I spend a considerable amount of time trying to mathematically divide this pattern, since I suspect just splitting it in half won’t work. I come to the conclusion that it truly won’t work, but don’t trust that conclusion and spend another hour or two proving it all over again. I spend a bit of time tossing around the idea that maybe I could crunch the numbers and make it work — but who am I kidding? I am not that bright.

Back to the drawing board ……. I hit my magazine stash. I decide to start with my Knitter’s magazines, get to the third to last one and find out it is devoted to vests! I find a pattern called moss stitch rib and start a swatch. It doesn’t seem to be showing up all that well. Maybe I knit it wrong how can a rib stitch not show up?? Rip it out, try again. argh!

you know you are barking up the wrong tree when you are making your swatch all the while thinking about all the other yarn that this pattern would look good in.

I do believe all this swatching has led to the conclusion that this handspun will sit in the stash for a better opportunity.

Beverly G, c’mon down!

39 is your lucky number today! Through the use of a very intricate Random Number Generator, your email was in the 39th position. Here is a look at the winning ticket

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Would you also like a closer look at the very intricate Random Number Generator?

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these things can be kind of goofy sometimes

it was another losing week at WW! I lost 1.8 lbs, which brings my total up to 11.4! I am expecting this rate to slow down soon – although I am secretly hoping it doesn’t, of course!

This contest has been so much fun – I have thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone’s emails and visiting their blogs. btw ….. Maryellen? everytime I visit your site, my computer gives me the boot …… I don’t know what is going on or why (and Cara will tell you that she thinks my use of aol is completely lame). I don’t remember this ever happening before, but it has happened the last three times. I think you may be blowing my mind! When I am done with this entry, I will try again and if I am successful, I will post a retraction ……

How about a peek at what Beverly G. is winning? In honor of the first 10 pounds of my Journey of 100 Steps (which should be read with overtones of sarcastic mystical awe) I have decided to pamper the feet!

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Trekking XXL in pretty spring colors
and a pedicure set!

update: Maryellen – do nothing rash! I just tried getting to your site through Internet Explorer and had no problem – egads, could Cara be right?? or maybe there’s sometime going on with my laptop …..

100 pounds of lard on my ass, 100 pounds of lard …

… you take one down, pass it around – 99 pounds of lard on my ass!

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The excitement at Chez Swine is palpable. Not only did horsey-man shit again, today is the eve of my very first contest! Have you entered? So far I have 77 entries – I wonder if we can make it an even hundred for my Journey of 100 Steps contest?

Send me an email (purlingswine (at) yahoo (dot) com) by 5:00 p.m. EST on May 2nd (today!!) with your name/email/blog (if applicable) and the words “weigh to go” in the subject line. easy peesy!

What will you win? Trekking XXL – and let me remind you of my clever use of trekking (journey) and xxl (me at the moment) – and other assorted delights! You will also win the envy of everyone who did not win! now, how can you beat that combo??

How about a finished little something?

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duck feet booties
50 Baby Bootees to Knit
by Zoe Mellor

couldn’t ya just die?!