Matzo Man
Moishe took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a
blind man came and sat down next to him.Feeling neighborly, Moishe passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.
The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled,
and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this shit?”
[thanks to my friend Flair !]
that friend I mentioned earlier? well here’s what happened during a long and somewhat confusing conversation about the new HBO series Big Love, the show about polygamy.
I say something or other about the Bill Paxton character ….
she says, “what do you mean, the Bill Paxton character?”
I say, “I can’t think of his name, but the husband, the guy Bill Paxton plays”
she says, “Do you mean it’s not a reality series???!!”
~ case closed ~
One of my friends sometimes calls me a banana head – and now she’s sending me emails from here. She had the moneky wearing a nightie!
I have crazy friends.
I really must be a banana head!
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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