
‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com
[Sunday chuckles via Rabbitch]

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com
[Sunday chuckles via Rabbitch]
I am a palm pilot junkie. I have had one for many years and cannot be without it. I endure a fair amount of teasing because of it — I have everything in there – addresses, lists, calendars etc. Whenever anyone asks about it, I go on and on. I am in love with my pda!
In all of this time, it never occured to me to have a scheming schedule. I have always been more of a free spirit schemer – scheming whenever the mood struck ……
Aquarius:
When you obsess on your adversaries, you risk becoming like them. The more you shape your life through your responses to things you don’t like, you invite them to define your destiny. You’ll have to be on guard against falling prey to this mistake in the coming weeks, Aquarius. While I don’t suggest that you totally ignore the forces that oppose you, neither do I recommend that you regularly wake up in the middle of the night and spend hours plotting your next ten moves against them. Confine your scheming to a circumscribed period–say every Saturday between 11:30 a.m. and noon–and devote the rest of your time to creating what you love.
[horoscope via Free Will Astrology]
Did you know that I am still doing Weight Watchers? That I have put a running tally on my sidebar? I haven’t pointed it out before because for the past three weeks I have been playing around with the same 1½ pounds. It’s very frustrating when that happens. Well, this week I have gotten past that! look to the right and you’ll see…….
Yes, I have now officially lost 19.6 pounds! and I swear that if I had used the bathroom once more before last night’s meeting ended, the other .4 would have come off.
For the past three weeks, I have sat in that meeting and listened to this one guy talk about a mantra that has worked for him. Let me just say that the word mantra makes me suspicious. It instantly puts me on edge – it seems all new age, touchy feely and I have a very deep vein of practicality. So when I first heard this guy talking about his mantra, I thought to myself what a moron. I think I may have even whispered the same to my girlfriend who is doing WW too.
Then the following week where I had gone up a bit and was sitting there all cranky & pissed, someone else spoke up about the mantra. About how the first guy inspired them and they tried the mantra and it worked. I had a brief thought of oh great now there’s two morons. But the proof is in the pudding (ha! gotta love a fat girl slinging food puns all around the place) and I gave it a try.
And then there were three morons. Sure enough at last night’s meeting I spoke up about the mantra.
I suppose I should tell you the mantra. Who among us doesn’t have a few pounds to lose?
Here it is ….. every day, a couple of times throughout the day I say out loud, I Am Going To Lose Two Pounds This Week!
I have very high hopes of making it to the twenty pound mark next week and would like to honor the occasion by having another contest! email me at purlingswine@yahoo.com and tell me your best mantra …..
A mind full of squares
lush and green.
She thinks of nothing else.
A vivid red rash
on her arse.
You bastard 3 leafed demon.